Commentary?! Don't talk about commentary! Are you kidding me? 
Commentary?! I'm just hoping I can win another game!

Lions, if I'm supposed to care
Giants, because Dallas sucks even when they don't suck
Bears, over the Bareasses
Ravens, if there are less than 35 penalties
Bengals, because Boomer Esiason can only be your hero so long
Buccaneers, unless the temperature drops below 32.
Steelers have Roethlisburger and Maddox down, and they still win
Falcons, because they don't have an asterisk
Chiefs, in the Indiginous Peoples Bowl, fittingly the week of Columbus Day
Chargers, although I'm worried because they are *supposed* to win
Patriots, now realizing how hard threepeats are
Bills, playing a better level of suck
Seahawks pick up where Rita left off (too soon?)
Colts, for the Manning-to-Starvin Marvin record on MNF

If I missed any, give me the team that scores more points.