I counter Jim's limmericks with some mighty haiku!


Brownies pulled one out
against a lesser defense
Peyton loves his D

Bucs are not this good
Pack definitely not bad
Favre rights ship at home

Cincy playoff bound?
Da Bears winning with Orton?
In weird world, Cats win

Vick, he shall hobble
Willis, talkin' 'bout touchdowns
since coash called him out

McNair's still got it
Rest of team green like Kermit
Rams to pick the bones

T.O. on wrong team
Should be with rowdy Raiders
Eagles would still win

Chad can't throw real hard
Byron's groin makes him real slow
Jags have more heart; win

Vikings yet to win
Saints yet to play near Nawlins
One streak ends this week

Cats play up or down
to their opponent's level
Beat Fins in sad game

Who said Cards would win
division? Oh wait. I did.
'Hawks say not likely.

Drew Beldsoe much he--
No need to finish that one
Niners joke enough

Steelers on a roll
Can Pats really lose two straight?
Hope so; don't think so

G-Men better? Yes
Chargers fade from last year? Sure
Bolts even things out

Anyone else think
Broncos hard team to figure?
This week Chiefs own them


To sum up:
Colts
Packers
Bengals
Bills
Rams
Eagles
Jaguars
Vikings
Panthers
Seahawks
Cowboys
Patriots
Chargers
Chiefs