Bengals (hey, remember when the Bengals were as bad as the Texans?)
Jaguars (I think I've figured out the Broncos, but I'm not telling)
Patriots (REALLY hoping that I lose this game)
Saints (damn Bills burninated me too many times already this year)
Giants (Mike Martz will challenge every play and be taken away in a straight jacket)
Buccaneers (or, Cadillac Williams over Pinto Harrington)
Colts (Peyton throws for 7TDs to catch up)
Seahawks ('Hawks aren't that good on teh road, but Redskins aren't that good period)
Ravens (The sky is falling! Where's Richard Todd?!?!)
Eagles (but it wouldn't surprise me at all if the Chiefs pull off the upset at home)
Falcons (Hot-and-cold QB battle; who will be hot this week?)
Raiders (they GOTTA win one of these games, right?)
49ers (SF 2004 record: 2-14; those 2 wins? both against Arizona)
Panthers (never thought I'd hafta bench Favre on my fantasy team!)