Patriots' resurgence too much for resurgent Bucs, leading New England 
players to call themselves, "the resurgenciest!"  Players from Tampa tell 
them "resugenciest" isn't a word, resulting in a bench-clearing brawl...

The NY Gints spend all week trash talking about what a lame town Kansas 
City is, and how it doesn't have the Broadway theater district, Wall 
Street, or tons of world-class restaurants.  Chefs counter by pointing 
out that they also don't have New Jersey next door, which turns out to 
be a huge mistake even though it soundly shuts up the Gints, because 
that's where the game is being played, and a bunch of Newark thugs beat 
up the Chefs before the game.  NY wins.

Bills send key Bronco players "free, complimentary tickets" to various 
sightseeing tours and honeymoon suites which just happen to conflict with 
the playing time of the football game Saturday night.  Despite the 
lameness of this grammatically redundant gambit, it almost works; the 
Denver second-string-players still thrash Buffalo, however.

9ers lose to Jags.
Eagles thump Rams.
Colts continue undefeated run.
Texans pull off, er, up, upset?  Anyway, they win.
Panthers beat Saints.
Shehawks continue winning ways.
Steelers win.  Go Vikings!
'Fins wins.
Browns lose.
Lions lose.
'boys win.
Bears win.  Go Birds!
Baltimore wins (but only because Green Bay is looking forward to playing 
the Bears...  ;-)

David