Saturday games....great.  I need every last possible minute to pull off my stunning comeback and they're making me get up early on SATURDAY.
 
I can't analyze for crap in these conditions.  My head hurts!  Nuts to me, here I go!
 
Cats have a merry Christmas this year:  Panthers win, and so do the Bengals and Jaguars.  Along the way, the Steelers have merry sledding through the Cleveland turf - Pittsburgh wins.
 
Coming off a big win, San Diego has a stupid letdown and the Chiefs ride the home crowd to victory.  Same thing with the Titans, who must feel like winners after screwing Mike in his office pool by covering last week.  (Bastards.)  Dolphins win that game BIG.  (BIG, do you hear me, dammit?)
 
The final cat game features a toothless Lion vs. a bunch of homeless guys with no quarterback or running back.  I wish I could call this a tie, but oh well, Detroit wins.
 
The next stinker is Niners/Rams.  Lots of coal in the middle of the lineup this week.  I'll take the Rams for a little home-cooking.  Speaking of "No Place Like Home for the Holidays," I think that's where Atlanta's heading after this game.  Bucs win.
 
Giants win and clinch the division.  Eagles also win.  Broncos huge over Oak-town.
 
God bless you, James Dungy.  Colts win for the coach.
 
Bears take a surprisingly close one over the Pack-it-ins, who cost me week 15.  (I'm not bitter.)  And the Vikings avenge me on Monday night, since Baltimore used up their entire month's offense last week.
 
Festive Festivus (or its sectarian equivalent), everyone!
 
- Mike