Winning football logic. CHAM-pion-ship!

Browns, because it is the color of ... dirt.

Bills, because bills hurt your credit rating which is worse than death.

Packers, because that guy on "The King of Queens" is a package delivery
driver and he's funny she-at.

Titans, who are +19, and plus means good.

Lions, who can kill Vikings just like the Christians. (What, too soon?
It's been over 1900 years.)

Dolphins, because of that famous whaler from Boston named Ahab, who
apparently wanted to be called Ishmail, didn't do so well, and dolphins
are a kind of whale, aren't they?

Buccaneers, because pirates don't believe in saints.

Redskins, who have apparently good at scalping, will be too much for men
named Andre.

Chiefs, who, like the redskins, are too much for some fruity little bird.

Jets, because a jaguar stands no chance on a runway, particularly after
stopping at the terminal cafe.

49ers, because gold can buy championships. Ask George Steinbrenner, but I
wouldn't do that today. Hiiiii-OOOOOOO.

Eagles, because when have you ever seen a cowboy lasso an eagle?

Steelers, because those who steal don't have to charge and then run up
bills. (See: Bills)

Ravens, because they are so raven.

I smell something, but it's not victory. Change them all, except the 49ers
cuz I just had second thoughts, but I couldn't delete the Yankees zinger.

Panthers, Bears, Rams, Colts, Vikings, Patriots, Giants, Chiefs, Jaguars,
49ers, Cowboys, Chargers, Broncos