Totally farked picks

(Bills @ Colts) [Obvious] Bodog.com shows Colts as 13½-point favorite. HA! HA! I'm using the Internet to pick my teams!!!!!!!

(49ers @ Lions) [Dumbass] Not news: The Santa Anita 49ers suck. News: The 49ers win a game. Fark: Without breaking the 10-point barrier. Bonus: Lions really suck, too.

(Chargers @ Bengals) [Stupid] Bengals plan moving home stadium to nearby PMITA prison. Jailarity ensues.

(Ravens @ Titans) [Amusing] GOP knocked on ass. K-Fed knocked on ass. Throw-the-bums-out trifecta now in play for Titans.

(Browns @ Falcons) [Boobies] At least the Falcons have cheerleaders (NSFW).

(Redskins @ Eagles) [Cool] Redskins gameplan -- Step 1: Block figgie. Step 2: ????????? Step 3: Profit.

(Packers @ Vikings) [PSA] Warning. May cause drowsiness. See your doctor if a touchdown is actually scored.

(Jets @ Patriots) [Hero] Jets invade New England. France surrenders.

Chiefs @ Dolphins [Obvious] Despite beating the Bears last week, some people are saying the Dolphins are not a good team this year. Ric Romero has our report.

(Texans @ Jaguars) [Florida] The Internets say Jaguars are favored by 10½. Katherine Harris denies involvement.

(Broncos @ Raiders) [Photoshop] Photoshop a Raiders touchdown.

(Rams @ Seahawks) [Sick] If kneeing the jewels doesn't work, try the old UFIA.

(Cowboys @ Cardinals) [Asinine] Arizona headed for the first pick in the draft. You wanna crown 'em? CROWN 'EM!

(Saints @ Steelers) [Sad] Oh, the huge manatee! Only the Cards have a worse record than the Stillers.

(Bears @ Giants) [Newsflash] Oil prices rise above $72 a barrel on news that Bears are pwned by Dolphins.

(Buccaneers @ Panthers) [Unlikely] With the rise of internal-organ-related injuries this year, tackling to be abolished.

/this is just a time waster
//picks are below
///Colts Lions Chargers Ravens Falcons Eagles Vikings Patriots Chiefs 
Jaguars Broncos (yes, Broncos!!--see oops in Week 6) Seahawks Cowboys 
Saints Bears Panthers