Is it me, or do most of this week's games scare you? I'm not confident about most of these.

Dolphins - The Texans won't go 0-16, so I'm just hoping it won't be this week.

Panthers - The Saints won't go 16-0, and the Panthers aren't as bad as their record

Vikings - The Vikes look for real, but they could stumble here

Ravens - Rooting for the Chargers, but I think the Ravens D is too tough right now

Falcons - Kurt Warner fumbles five snaps and cries on Leinart's shoulder until Matt gets the 
call in the second half

Cowboys - Vince Young might start! Here's to hoping for a rookie upset, but not likely

Colts - J-E-T-S LOSE LOSE LOSE!!! But they're looking pretty good this year.

Chiefs - May regret this one, cuz Gore is in but Green is still out. Meh, take the home team

Rams - The Lions may get relegated to NFL Europe

Jaguars - Do the Skins understand the concept of team chemistry?

Browns - Game of the week! Winslow vs. Moss! I have to make sure I go to the bathroom at 3:59!!!

Bengals - The Patriots will rebound, but not this week. Best joke from last week's pre-game: 
Frank Caliendo promoting CSI: Cincinnati

Bears - Forget the Madden curse! Alexander is a victim of the Diller Jersey curse!
Short story: Everyone I buy a jersey for either has a bad year, gets injured, or is released.
This was broken by Big Ben and Hines Ward last year, but looks like it's back!
Watch out Reggie Bush & LT! (Hmmm, maybe I should get me a Carson Palmer & Ray Lewis!)

Eagles - 4th & 26!!! Oh wait, that's when the Pack was still good.