Dolphins get fed to the Lions, only the Lions are stuffed with turkey, so they 
don't eat them, and then the Dolphins do a bunch of cool flippy hoopy thingys, 
and win, then say So Long, And Thanks For All The Turkey.

The Buccaneers drop anchor in Dallas and realize they can't swashbuckle as effectively 
without a boat. Plus, with T.O.'s ego there, they're gonna need a bigger boat. 
After the game, T.O. writes his next children's book, "If I Caught It"

The Broncos ride into Arrowhead and see red... a sea of red... They see a sea 
of red, see? But it's not the Red Sea, it's just all those Chiefs fans reminding 
them they're not as good down here at see level... wait... sea level.



Once again, for clarity's sake, that the Dolphins, Cowboys, & Chiefs.


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