Since I suck so badly, enjoy the poetry:

For dawgs some cats to chase, but catch them not
The Browns some feel, are not to be too good
Panthers while bad, are home, their neighborhood
Steve Smith is back to play, his hands are hot

Stingy are the Bears on D, few points to score
Is all they need, yet score they do en mass
Third high so far this year, on turf or grass
Over Bills they win, for D wins games for sure.

Quite cold up north, to tundra Rams come play
Some say Brett Farve is old and past his prime
How many big picks will old Brett throw this time?
Cheeseheads wonder how long 'til he fades away.

With four and oh and oh and four, 'nuff said
But poetry is not one line alone
Some more I write, but not yet quite a tome
The Colts will rend the Titans all most dead.

The Motor City is down and out these days
Both Ford and the General sinking in debt
The Lions are down but not out of play just yet
Vikings, Pillage, Plunder, leave lions in daze. 

To Mass. the 'phins of Miami go this week.
They are hard luck phish of the no fun league
The Pats they play, dynasty showing fatigue
No match for Pats they'll be, the signs are bleak

The Barber named Ronde has much to fear
A killer possessed good guy doll as coach
No wins, Tiki on TV, can not poach
The Saints and one more loss are far too near

The Barber named Tiki not better does fare
Giants play this year has been most dreary
Talent wise they should be good in theory
The 'skins may score the win, they shall not dare

A players treat in the arid zone of sun
New stadium for game to play within
At least one of the teams will have to win
KC will win, the fans will have no fun

The Jets on road, the call is right to make
For Jags at home, to play at home are strong
The odds against the Jets this day are long
See here, long odds or no, the Jags I take

Team of Oakland seems to destruct it self
The niners of 'frisco have won at least
Raider nation's freaky fans are quite the beast
They get the win to store, up on the shelf

Struts back to philly does T.O.  He with ego.
Eagles team is bold and strong.  Fans will yell flack.
Terrel's far from home.  Dare he not talk smack.
Please let us close the curtain on this show. 

To home of Bolts the steel men travel this week
Steelers score little, Chargers have the best D.
The points they gave all year number twenty three.
At home they beat the champs, who are not meek.

Off to Denver the birds of Poe do fly.
Until such time of night on Monday sets.
To peck at hides, 'till blood of points has lets.
In darkness doth points the Ravens will pile high.

Panthers, Bears, Rams, Colts, Vikings, Patriots, Saints, Giants, Chiefs,
Jaguars, Raiders, Eagles, Chargers, Ravens.