Holy shamoly, I'm sending this on time!  Ladies and gentlemen, behold:  7-9!
 
COLTS huge at home against the Texitos
SAINTS get a little revenge for that run-up-the-score deal in Lambeau last year
BENGALS boss the Browns, Basile bopped for brutal bit of excessive alliteration
BEARS bully...  no, no, I'm kidding.  But the Bears win.
 
Every time I think I'm out...! RAVENS roll ridiculous Raiders; Randy runs off right away.  (Art Shell realizes that the regular season started, right?)
BUCCANEERS win.
GIANTS hosting Iggles, get the giggles, cover Stallworth, win with mirth.
VIKINGS prove poor hosts to Panthers
 
As long as it isn't close, Daunte doesn't get the yips.  DOLPHINS win
I never get this game right - ever.  In any pool.  In any circumstance.  SEAHAWKS are the pick, but I don't expect to be correct.
Who can Brady throw to?  Where are my cleats?  PATS
Niners were good-looking, but they're not all that good.  RAMS
 
San Di-e-go... Super CHARGERS!
Over-under on Cutler start: game 9.  But they'll be OK in surprisingly close game.  BRONCOS
Upset special time - REDSKINS.  TO can't throw it to himself.
My stubborn doubt knows no limits.  JAGS.