Whether it's the triple-bold action of week three, or starting 0-4 last Sunday, I'm 
always certain to entertain on my way to the bottom of the bragging pool.
 
Funny true story - last week at work we finally started our season-long survivor 
pool (pick one team a week, etc. etc.)  I narrowed it down to five choices, and 
finally took the only one of the five that actually lost.  I am the biggest sports 
mush that ever lived.
 
COLTS over Titans.  No comment required.

GIANTS over the Skins.  It's about time that Evil Mark Brunell reappeared, right?  
Or will the Giants decide to go down by forty points again before playing?  (And 
can someone tell Strahan and Umeniyora that the year started?)

VIKINGS over Lions.  They've got to be bitter about last week.

SAINTS over Bucs.  No truth to the rumor that the Buccos are breaking out the 
Creamsicle unis to match their record.

RAMS over Pack.  Yes, even at Lambeau.  That's how sad this is.  I'm riding the 
Sports Guy St. Louis Bandwagon until they careen down a mountain.

PATS over Dolphins.  Forget Hootie, they even make me cry now.

BEARS over Bills.  While officially frisky, I don't think that Buffalo can catch 
Chicago in a letdown game in Chicago, not after nearly blowing the win at home 
against the Vikes last week.

JETS over Jags.  Totally a protest pick.  There's always one team every year that 
goes all Jeckyl and Hyde.  Ladies and gentlemen, your 2006 Jacksonville Jaguars!

CHIEFS over Cards.  How can you not know how to use Edgerrin James?  Oh, yeah, that's 
right, you're Denny Green.

49ers over Raiders.  I think Oakland is the fifth best football team in California.  
Seriously, if they were in the Pac-10, could they even make a bowl?

EAGLES over Cowboys.  Terrell will get his, but not enough.  This is the sort of 
defense that gives Drew Baby the yips.

STEELERS over Chargers.  Two weeks prep time helps you get healthy.

RAVENS over Broncos.  I cringe over a game like this.  McNair isn't doing much, so 
it's hard to see where the points are coming from.  Go defense!
 
There it is.  Guaranteed terrible, or your money back!