It's 9:45 on Friday and I'm doing my picks in record time because I'm stuck at work and will be busy this weekend, and don't want to rush it....

Issue A: or it's never to early to brag....

12 and 4 bee-oches!! How you like dat shit I rule! What did you say? Conzen is also 12 and 4?!!? Fuck! I hate that dude!

Issue Dous: WTF New England??? Steeling picks?? You suck I hate you , F-ing Belechick needs to dress less like a homeless dude and eat a bag of dicks… couldn’t have happened to a better team… just to be sure you al understand I HATE the F-ing Patriots!!!! Smug Pieces of Donkey Crap I hope you go 0-15 for the rest of the season!! I have attached a picture for diller to post… it’s what my camera picked up when I tried to steal signals at Gillette Stadium!

Issue 3: or just the picks…

Steelers
Jags
Colts
Packers
Panthers
Rams
Bengals
Saints
Cowboys
Lions
Seahawks
Bears
Ravens
Broncos
Fuckin’ Cheating MOFO Pats (Not my favorite team, see above)
Eagles

Der it is!