Final week picks - with extra pop culture references

I hate this week.  Who is 'playing' and who really is playing?  Will the
Pats win again?  Will the Eagles get to 500?  All this and more on the
next episode of SOAP...

Patriots @ Giants - Everybody hates perfect, no one really wants the
Pats to get there.  Except perhaps the Pats themselves, so I can clearly
not choose the wine in front of me.  I have thought for a long time that
this is the game to give up.  But now the Giants are in the Playoffs and
can't really improve too much.  So I can clearly not choose the wine in
front of you.  Especially since if you play the starters and one gets
hurt you are the dog, and if they don't play then play badly in the
playoffs you are the dog too.  I will. And I choose -- (points) -- what
in the world can that be? (switches picks) I pick the Giants.
(Jim texted me just before game time and switched, again, to the Pats)

Bengals @ Dolphins - I wish it was Sunday (oh-woe), The Bengals

Seahawks @ Falcons - I have never known birds of different species to
flock together. The very concept is unimaginable. Why, if that happened,
we wouldn't stand a chance! How could we possibly hope to fight them?
Seahawks

Panthers @ Buccaneers - Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm
a pirate, after all.  Buccaneers

Saints @ Bears - A come on everybody take a trip with me, Down the
mississippi down to New Orleans.  Saints.  

49ers @ Browns - What can Browns do for you?

Lions @ Packers - Frigo Cheese Heads 100% natural win for the Packers

Jaguars @ Texans - Just like Eddie Lawrence, I want the Jaguars.

Bills @ Eagles - Eagles, the Bills just give up too many points.

Steelers @ Ravens - I'll take the Rothlesburger and Fries thanks.
Steelers

Chargers @ Raiders - No bunny needed here, the Chargers win this one.

Chiefs @ Jets - Here come the Jets,Yeah! And we're gonna beat, Ev'r,
last buggin' gang, On the whole buggin' street!

Cowboys @ Redskins - Where Indian fights are colorful sights,And nobody
takes a lickin',Where paleface and redskin,Both turn chicken. - Cowboys

Rams @ Cardinals - Cardinals, yes I picked the Cards!

Vikings @ Broncos - I love the smell of football in the afternoon...
Vikings

Titans @ Colts - We know you need one: www.priceless.com/peptalks.
Colts

Jim