Cream rises to the top... and the Saints rhyme with "flop."  The picks usually fall somewhere in between.
 
Gimme the Jets against Buffalo
The Browns to beat Baltimore
The Cowboys to slam the Rams
The (holycrapIcantbelievethisishappening) Lions (!!?) over the Bears
The Fins to win at home
Houston extends the Falcons' misery
The Packers, donchaknow, 4-0
 
Four O-Clock!
Seahawks to snip the Niners
The not-to-be-trusted at all Panthers over Tampa
Diller's Stillers party in the desert sun
Der Colts keep hot, outlast Broncos
The disheveled Chargers get one back against the Chiefs
 
Twilight Games
The Iggles dress for success against the G-Men
The Patriots, still on a mission, bounce the Ben-Gals
 
That should guarantee me five, maybe six wins.