This season is out to get me.

Fins lose.  No really.  I mean it this time!
Ravens lose.  Watch, now they'll win, just to spite me.
Chefs lose.
Lions lose.  Go Lions!
Texans lose.
'skins lose.
shehawks lose.
Falcons lose.
Broncos lose.  Go Broncos!
Bengals lose.  Go Bungles!
9ers lose.  Go 9ers!
Cards lose.  Go Bills!
Jags lose.
Vikings lose.  Go Vikings!

read 'em and weep.  I will.