Wings over Flippers

Teamsters over Bert Lahrs
Nesting Birds of Prey over Ordained Pederasses
Gay Pirates over Nonindigenous Black Cats
Marlboro Men over Burnt Sienna
Epithets over George Costanza Birds
Uncastrated Male Sheep over Lost Luggages
New Delhis over Guy Fieris (great googilimoogily)
Secessionists over We're Not the Panthers
Boba Fetts over Paul Revere's Band
Carbonated Beverages with Artificial Orange Flavors That Really Are Only a Delivery Mechanism for the High Fructose Corn Syrup Industry over the Overzealous Fiscally Irresponsible Entitlement-Gifting Medicare-Bankrupting 'Murica-Hatin' Liberal China Borrowers
Bellicheats over 45 Malted Beverages
The Murders in the Rue Morgue over 57 Varieties
Grizzlies over Prospectors


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