I am, of course SUPER excited about this year's Super Bowl, since my favorite team is playing. I'm not sure if they can pull it off against a tough Packers defense, but I'm gonna go ahead and pick the Steelers!

(Uh, Diller... that was like two years ago)

Oh... so who are the Steelers playing this year?

(Uh, whoever else is playing golf today)

Wait, you mean the Steelers AREN'T in the Super Bowl this year?

(Boy, you catch on quick)

OK, well I must like one of the teams well enough to root for, like the Saints, Giants, or Colts.

(How do I put this gently? OK, there's no way to do that. It's Ravens-49ers)

WHAT?!?!?!?! You mean I have to pick between the Steelers' biggest rival, or a team who can tie them for the most Super Bowl wins?!?!

(It would appear so)

Boy, first Bettis gets snubbed by the Hall of Fame again, then this. I guess I'll take the 49ers. That Alex Smith guy looked pretty good this season.

(Uh... never mind)