My awe inspiring picks for the weekend's playoff action:
 
Broncos send Ray Lewis into well deserved retirement.  At least the best linebacker since Jack Lambert has a Super Bowl ring.
Pats make sure that Houston's still a pretender.  Rematch of Manning vs. Brady for AFC title.
Seachickens make sure Falcons still llay a gigantic playoff egg-Adderall for everybody!
Niners win 24-21 over Pack-David Akers redeems himself.  Jim Harbaugh wants to see what Pete Caroll's deal is.