I thought there was a football game tonight, but I only see one team mentioned that actually plays something remotely recognizable as "football".

Thus, I'm taking the Patriots, not the J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK!!!

ATL
PHI
KC
IND
HOU
GB
BAL
BUF
CHI
NO
ARI
OAK
DEN
SEA - Suck it, Forty-Whiner fans!
CIN - Suck it, Steeler--oh, wait...