Cheatriots beat the foot fetishist led J-E-T-S!  Wes Welker is interviewed about Buddy Ryan's issues, and then goes out and has a 10 catch, 200 yard game.  Oops, Welker is now in Peyton Place, isn't he?   He'll still have a 10 catch 200 yard game with his new team and Buddy Ryan will still have a big L on his record (along with a bad Mark Sanchez tattoo and ugly feet).

The Fighting Andrew Lucks aka the Colts over the Fish
Ravens finally win because the Browns are bad
Falcons
Eagles (sorry Andy, Bolts will be 0-2 and take the lead in the Teddy Bridgewater bowl)
Da Bears win in spite of Jay Cutler
Panthers, because the Bills frankly stink
New Houston beats old Houston, or in other words, Texans over Titans
Green Bay
Kansas City, because Andy Reid has a few tricks up his sleeve
New Orleans
Arizona
Peyton defeats Eli in the Manning Bowl (Denver)
Raiders win! (but lose in the Teddy Bridgewater bowl)
Niners avenge last year's blowout in Seattle
 
Monday night:
 
Steelers win!