Miami
New Orleans
Denver
Dallas-Tony Romo isn't bad enough to lose to the Skins
Jets-they aren't that bad enough to lose to the Browns
The St. Louis Rams of formerly Los Angeles and possibly Los Angeles again.
Kansas City
Cincinnati
Tennessee Tuxedo
Seattle, aka the League of Adderall
Detroit
Chetroits
San Diego
Green Bay
Philly
And the Niners retire Candlestick in style in the last game ever played there!