Tonight, a last-second jump ball in the end zone will be caught by a WR and DB simultaneously, causing two officials to make opposing calls of touchdown and touchback, leading to a mass outcry for the return of replacement officials.

It's hard to pick against the home team opening the season as Super Bowl champs. I'm going with the Seahawks.


WAS - The Texans defense won't be able to save them at the QB position. Washington wins.
KC - The Chiefs, at home, against an average team. No brainer.
NE - Is this the game that Tannehill and Wallace break out? Against New England? Not likely.
NYJ - Thank you, DirecTV, for not making me watch this game, as so many cable subscribers in the NYC area will have to.
PHI - Philly may be the surprise NFC team this season, but the Jags are not a fair test.
PIT - Even as poor as the Steelers looked in the pre-season, this is still the Brownies we're talking about here.
MIN - The Rams won't win many games this season. Bradford wasn't great yet, but Hill never will be.
CHI - Daaaaaaa Bearsss
BAL - This is likely the game of the day, and the toughest pick in my opinion. Coin flip, home team.
NO - The Falcons should be better this year, but I'll rarely bet against Easy Breesy.
CAR - Cam may not play, but it may not matter.
SF - All you have to say is... Romo
DEN - If only there were an obvious storyline for this game that the media could overhype. Hmmm, nope, can't think of one.
DET - If Eli doesn't wake up soon, he won't get a chance to beat Brady in a Super Bowl thrice
ARI - Both the Cardinals and Chargers should be fun to watch this year. Tough call.