The Saints have been so bad on the road this year, yet I still feel compelled to go with them.

Now if the kid from the Play 60 commercial replaces Cam Newton prior to kickoff, I'm totes switching my pick... I think I see him loosening his arm...


Week 9 picks, in the style of Star Wars movie quotes

CLE - We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life: The AFC North's dominance over NFC South continues
ARI - You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy... in Dallas. Romo may wish he sat this one out
PHI - If it's a fast ship... A fast ship? You've never heard of the Millenium Eagle?
KC - I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if dozens of Jets suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced
CIN - I am NOT a (running back) committee!!! Gio runs wild on the Jags
SD - Dolphins don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Chargers are known to do that.
MIN - That's no (Warren) Moon, that's a terrible team from D.C.
SF - Jim Harbaugh, who was a pupil of mine before he turned to evil, betrayed and murdered the Rams
DEN - I'm  taking an awful risk here, Manning. This had better work.
SEA - Russell Wilson... the Force is strong with this one
PIT - I have a bad feeling about this; was their performance against Indy a sign of a turnaround, or an aberration?
IND - In my experience, there's no such thing as Luck... but he'll still throw fewer picks than Eli


Extra bonus points if you realized that all quotes were from the first film (Episode "IV")