I will pick the Alex Smiths tonight to keep the Silver and Black winless.

Well, that was an interesting turn of events Thursday night.  And Khalil Mack and the other guy were 20 yards offside and if the Raiders didn't call time out, who knows what would have happened?

Well, this week's slate of games has all the appeal of a plate full of thousand year old eggs.  Meaning mostly stinky and slimy.  Unfortunately we don't get any mulligans so here are my picks:

Cleveland has to win.  After all the NFC South is bad, bad, bad.  If the NFL adopted what the soccer leagues do, the entire division should be relegated. 

Philly for the win. 

New England looks to be the best team in the NFL now. 

Green Bay Cheeseheads here.  A 40 year old Aaron Rodgers is pretty scary, just like a 40 year old Brett Favre.  And Aaron Rodgers should take a lesson and not text photos of his naughty bits.  Olivia Munn would not be amused.

Indy bounces back and finds its luck again.

Cincy here, although JJ Watt might make things interesting.

Buffalo Wild Wings for the win.  They can play the game in Timbuktu, Antarctica, or the DMZ and the Jets would still lose. And this could be the first NFL game where no fans attend.

Da Bears, even though it's a home game.

And for the best game of the day, Seattle just because it's a home game.

San Diego although the Rams could pull out a win here.  Flip your coins on this one.

Denver because Peyton couldn't possibly stink 2 games in a row.

Niners over the Northern Virginia Native Americans with red pigment.

Dallas.  This will probably be decided on interceptions.  Which means that between the 2 of them Eli and Tony Romo could throw 20 of them.

Baltimore, because the Saints don't want to win the division.

And remember to make sure that all your turkeys are Madden turkeys.  Either that or get a turduckeon but pass on the Tofurkey.