Home game for the Bears, meaning Cowboys win.

So denial is a river in Egypt and the Cowboys actually won.  Was I the only one who picked them to win?  

Here go my stealthy ninja picks:

The city with crappy fake chili beat the city with awesome sandwiches filled with meat, fries, and coleslaw.  So Cincy over Pittsburgh.

Rams over the team of red pigmentation.

Fighting Eli's.

The Drew Breeses can't lose to the Fig Newtons.

Minnesota because the Jets are in the Jameis Winston/Marcus Mariotta sweepstakes.  And knowing the Jets they pick the wrong QB.

Fish

Andrew Lucks

Megatons-this year's version of last year's Cardinals.  NFL should learn from international soccer about relegation.

Houston

Peyton's place

It's in the Cards for Arizona to win.

Seachickens

Harball's current team wins over his future team.  So does he flip off his soon to be his ex-bosses and kiss up to his new bosses?   Does he end up in Oakland, New York, or Ann Arbor?  

Best AFC team for the win.  Meaning that Pats for the win.

Best NFC team for the win.  Wear your cheeseheads.

Peace out and wishing everyone a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and a good Kwanzaa.  And enjoy your winter solstice and Saturnalia.