In the game of....
Cleve....
land ... Mm-hmm
Versus
Cin..... Cincinnati
cin...... Cincinnati
nat...... Cincinnati
ti .... C'mon, c'mon, don't you realize this is costing me money
We must consider ... Many.... Factors

The wind.... d'oh not the wind
Is blowing out of the.....

West ... oooh!
At fiiiiiiiiive .... Miles per hour

Knots.

(Hangs up before I can say Cincinnati)



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