I'll take the House of Cards at home.

PHI, not because of their fluke win over the Cheats, but because Buffalo is as mediocre as they are, and it's a coin flip
SEA
SF, because even they can beat Cleveland
STL
NYJ
CIN, go Steelers!
IND
KC
CHI, because they can't lose back to back home games to lousy teams, right?
CAR rolls on. The only question in this game is whether Don Shula knows any other Panthers besides Cam Newton
TB, because wow have the Saints fallen
DEN
GB
NE
MIA