The Giants aren't that bad and the Redskins aren't that good-going with the Giants. So the infamous Latka Gravas quote from Taxi was a conversation with Alex about American football and his first game. 'So why is that team called Giants when they are same size as other team? And why is other team called Redskins when they all...' And the last part of the quote can be filled in by the nickname of the New Zealand rugby team. Well, after last week's scintillating performance, I am hesitating on making any picks for this week. Then again we can't possibly any worse, can we? Here goes nothing: Dallas, even without their best players. Indy is not that bad and Tennessee isn't that good. Can we call this a tie? OK, Indy then. Cleveland, since west coast teams really travel like 3 day old sushi. Pats even with the possibility of a Tom Brady suspension. Carolina, because someone has to win the worst division in the NFL. The South isn't rising anytime soon. Jets, because Philly really is bad now. Houston, because Daddy Crab Legs hasn't impressed so far. Vikings soon to be in LA beat the LA Chargers. Steelers have found their groove and Big Ben is hot, so hide your women. Arizona, because the Niners have no groove yet. Buffalo foot fetishists win over the Fish/ Seattle can't possibly lose to da Bears. And it's a home game and Cam Chancellor is back. Denver Green Bay And may everyone finish over .500 this week.