I'm taking the Texans to win tonight. I have this horrible suspicion that the Pats will pull it out, somehow, but I just remember how awful they were last week after Garappolo was out. Belicheat might pull something out of his hat, but I think even he has his limits.

First quarter, the easy picks!

Cards beat Bills
Broncos defeat Bengals
Pantlers over Vikings
Steelers crush Iggles


Second quarter, bandwagon time!

Texans over Pats - check it out, I predicted that the Pats would lose Garappolo in week two and still win with Jacoby Brissett!!  Clearly I know what is going to go down, and this week, the Texans will beat the Pats - you can count on it!!

The Giants over The (all) Readi-Whipped

'boys over da bears


Third quarter, split decisions...

Raiduhs at Tuxedos - Two up-and-coming teams with a lot to prove... but left-coast teams often underperform when they fly east, so I'm taking the Tuxedos to win.

Browns at Fins - finally the Fins get a win.

Ravens at Jagulars - I flip a coin... and pick the home team. Jags win.

Detroit at Green Bay - Right now Green Bay is troubled, and Matthew Stafford is actually doing alright. Lions over Pack.

Rams at Bucs - Rams are great against Seattle, but not against the rest of the League. This just in, the Bucs are not from Seattle, Bucs win.

Chefs over Jets


Fourth quarter, garbage time!

Seahawks over 9ers
Colts over Bolts
Aints over the Falcons