Phew! Ben don't scare me with those breaking.   I thought it was something serious like Penn state lost to Pitt or something.    
(like that would ever happen) 

Here are my picks even though I will be partaking in a racing weekend and not watching! 

Jets...  For no particular reason
Ravens... Because Joe Flacco hans something  to prove
Lions...  Blind squirrel factor
Pats...  Because the world isn't fair
Skins... Because racism
Carolina...  Because Cam Newton might be the toughest player in the league
Texans...  Because B. O. B. 
Pitt!
Giants
Seahawks... Because coffee 
Cardinals... Because cactus 
Denver... Because blucifer is my lord and protector 
Raiders...  Because Madden's ghost
Bolts...  Because that San Diego  
Super charger song us in my head
Packers...  Because cheese
And 
Eagles because I'm a homer and I'm Driving the Wentz wagon.