Gimme San Fran tonight

I hate new england
I live near philly
I've been to Indianapolis at a confrence
Welcome to Miami
I love the Baltimore aquarium
Minnesota is where fargo the movie took place
I used to live in Pittsburgh 
Denver is full of pot smokers
Cincinnati is a lock this week (ooh that's a big lock) 
LA has a new football team
SanDeigo means whales vigina
Green Bay is really cold
And Carolina doesn't deserve such a good team!