So there is a Thursday game apparently and the Cheatriots are down multiple QBs-OK I think Jacoby Brisset is the next coming of Matt Cassell and the hoodie wearing coach beats the Texans tomorrow night.



Might as well get an early start on picking the games.  First day of fall and temps in the 80s in the Bay Area.  Meaning back yard football watching.  Here goes my picks.  Now if I were an artist I should do my picks like ESPN's 'Drawing Conclusions' but I'm not so I am giving some witty comments.

Arizona destroys the foot fetishist.  I mean Buffalo is scoring and they fire the offensive coordinator?  Looks like Rob Ryan is not just sucking the toes of big brother.

Raiders and Titans-flip of the coin because West Coast teams travel like 3 day old sushi and play like it.  Nevertheless the greatness of the Raiders prevails.

Eli's win since the Skins are a total train wreck.  There must be a curse of RG 0-3.  Cleveland still sucks and Baylor is a big time mess.

Fish win the stinker game of the week.  A game to most definitely avoid.  The curse of RG 0-3, as I mentioned above.

The former Cleveland Browns who are an actual football team destroys the Jags.  So said the Raven.

Green Bay should win, but stranger things have happened.  Aaron Rodgers should stay away from Olivia Munn...of course with all the rumors about his preferences maybe he should spend more time with Olivia Munn...

Denver proves that defense wins games ala the Steel Curtain and the 1985 Bears.

Carolina wins against a Vikings team that is in sorry shape with all of its offensive stars out for the season.  Add Sam Bradford to that list pretty soon.

Tampa Bay here-the Lambs are not world beaters and Crabby Long Legs should get the job done.

Seachickens for the win even though their offense is putrid.  The Santa Clara Niners of wherever they are from can't win in Seattle.  The most interesting thing about this fame will be how many players take a knee during the pre-game ceremonies.

Kansas City wins the AFL Championship as Len Dawson outduels Joe Namath.  OK, wrong era, but Alex Smith beats Ryan Fitzpatrick.  Then again I would have preferred to see Len Dawson versus Joe Namath.

Super Chargers for the win.  Andrew Luck may regret signing that long term deal.  Maybe he follows Peyton Manning's lead and goes to Denver.

The Steel Curtain wins the battle between Western and Eastern Pennsylvania.

Dallas for the win in the Sunday Night snoozer.  At this point I am sunburned after watching all the games in my back yard buried in empty beer cans and a pizza box.

And finally, that's a Monday Night Game?  The matchup is so sorry that it deserves to be a Thursday Night Game.  Who dey, who dat, let's go Aints!

And after my commentary for the week, I will sign off with the following...

Fire Chip Kelly!