No witticisms for this week as of yet. So far I haven't played soccer with a human head or got raptured. I didn't stay up for the giant moon...and I will not exchange mammary xxx...for shelter. And for tomorrow-Go Aints! And the end of the world hasn't happened yet-except for the president to be's grandkid speaking Chinese. Lol she speaks better Chinese than my kid. So for the picks of the weekend. Go Penn State! And no cares about college football since my alma mater has no football program even though we won the Orange Bowl... The Cards of Chicago, St. Louis, and Arizona for the win. The Bungles... Giants Steelers The Alex Smiths... Tennessee for the win. Team America. Tony Romo is the water boy for them. The cats from Motor City because the other cats suck. Let's go with the swimming mammals. Patriots obviously win. Seachickens Pack And in the most awesome Monday Night Game, Viva Las Vegas Raiders! And all I have to say is fire Chip Kelly and make sure to vote in 2018. My alma mater actually had some football players. Brandie Chastain flashed the world...wrong football. Dan Pastorini, Doug Cosbie, and Brent Jones should count for something.