Cin-cy
for-me!

...I should not write poetry...


Since my brief foray into poetry worked so well Thursday night, why not go all in?

(Uh, but Diller, you lost Thursday night)

In the age of Trump, logic and facts don't matter.

BAL - Cleveland will be saying "never more" / after playing Baltimore
TB - Will Jameis rape or shoplift from the Bears? / or shoot them with a BB gun? who cares?!
PIT - The Black and Gold almost fell to the Browns / time to make the Vikes look like clowns 
NE - Brees and the Saints will have it pretty rough / How often do the Pats lose back to back? Not enoough
KC - Every fantasy owner discovered Kareem Hunt / KC's D makes Philly punt, punt, punt
TEN - Last week, the Jags surprised Houston / But after losing to the Raiders, Tenny needs boostin'
ARI - The Cards are hurtin', it's true / The remedy is facing Little Blue
CAR - Nothing could be finer / than playing in Caroliner
OAK - Raiders soon move to Vegas to place some bets / No gambling needed when playing the Jets
LAC - Miami's still reeling from Hurricane Irma / San Diego's still reeling from Bolts moving to Burma (that's near LA, right?)
SEA - This game was once a marquee matchup / Now the Niners will just be playing catch up
LA - If Washington wants to fight LA, they're not the brightest / They won't know what hit them in the slightest (Scott Pilgrim reference!)
DAL - Will the altitude affect Prescott? / My guess is probably not
GB - Falcons keep having nightmares of "28-3" / Rodgers is their new nightmare, says who? says me
NYG - It will take a lot of planning / to beat... Eli Manning

I'm so sorry to have stolen several minutes of your lives for that.