Bengals, even if Andy Dalton is a steaming pile...


Panthers, because Bill still suck
Bucs, because Bears still suck
Steelers
Cards
Cheatroits
Ravens, because the Browns are in the Sam Darnold sweepstakes
Chiefs
Titans
Raiders, because the Jets are alongside the Browns in the San Darnold sweepstakes
The Fish of Miami
Cowboys
Seachickens, since the Santa Clara Niners of wherever they're from are in the Sam Darnold sweepstakes as well
The Rams of Los Angeles formerly of St. Louis and Anaheim over the Skins of suburban Virginia
Pack
The Giants of New Jersey