Thorsday night football and the apocalypse

So apparently Saturday is when Planet X or Nibiru or whatever it's called is supposed to collide with Earth.  So I guess we have one more football game to pick.  

I'll pick the Niners.

And if we're still around, that means that the apocalypse will happen when Cleveland teams win championships in all 3 major sports five years apart.  Which means we're safe because the Browns won't win anything except a participation trophy.



So the end of the world didn't happen-looks like we still need to make our picks for the week.  Here are the rest of my picks.

Ravens-quoth the Raven, never more including listening to stupid predictions about the apocalypse.  And why London gets the Jags every year is a mystery.

Colts are due to win a game and since it's against the hapless Browns, why not?

Iggles

Fish

Broncos

Aints

Steelers

Falcons

Pewter Pirates

Cheatroits-turns out they cheated with Fitbits instead of Apple Watch

Seachickens 

Pack

The former Dallas Texans defeat the former Los Angeles Chargers 

Viva Los Vegas Raiders!

The former Chicago Cardinals for the win