Let me be the first to say:

Jets over Browns.  Go Browns!



If the Browns can win a game, it will be a good thing.  The amazing thing is that if the Browns kicker had had a better day on Sunday, and they'd managed to tie the Saints, they would have been the first team in modern NFL history to start 0-0-2.  That would be one weird alternate universe.


Mylanta over the Aints.  Who knows which teams will show up?  Will it be the Aints that lost to Tampa?  Will it be the dirty birds who lost week one?  I guess I'm picking the home team because they've been slightly more consistent up to now.

Tie-teltown over the Redacteds

Iggles over Luck.  Yes, Philly is hurting, but I think better coaching matters.

Vikings over Buffalo

Fins over Oakland

Broncos over Ravens

Pantlers over Bungles.  On the road, and with Mixon and Price, I expect the Carolina D to eat a certain QB alive.

Gints over Texoids

Jags over Tennessee Tuxedos!

KC over 9ers

Rams over San Diego.  Go San Diego!

'boys over Seahawks.  Something just feels out of sync in Seattle.

Bears over Cards

Pats over Patricia

Bucs over Steelers