That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes,
an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
Houston hosts Miami, Texans take their candy,
Fitzmagic has an off week, Dolphins lose,
The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height. 
Wire in a fire, four-and-three in seven games, the referees throw yellow all around the site.
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, Trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that bad playing!

...  ...

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Jags implosion continues:  Iggles win.
J-E-T-S Jets Jest Lose:  da Bears win.
Seattle on the road:  nah, I'll take the Kitties trying to Restore the Roar.
Bengals Bounce Back, Beat Bucs.
Raiders in "tank" mode, and no, that does not mean they are an unstoppable, armored juggernaut.  Colts win.
Chefs carve up Broncos, preparing for Turkey Day.
I hate to say it, but Redacted's over the Gints.  Go Gints!
Also, Pittsburgh over Browns:  Go Brownies!!
Now moving into coin-flip territory:  Pantlers over Ravers.
More coin flipping:  Cards over 9ers.
Even more coin flipping:  Aints over Vikings.  Go Vikings!!!
Not a coin flip?  Rams over Pukers.
Really not a coin flip??  Patriots over Buffalo.