9ers.
I guess.

No London game to be tardy about.
Niners win is in the bank.

Bears win on the road.
Chefs win on the road.
Falcons win on the road.
Steelers win on the road.
Texans win on the road.
Even the Jets win on the road.

But not everybody can win on the road.

The Bolts?  It's choke time, and they're on the road in Seattle...  Seahawks win at home.
The Lions?  The Vikings have a WR they can't stop... Chad Beebe?!?!!  Still, the Vikings win at home.
The Bucs?  They're facing a Carolina team at the wrong time.  Pantlers win at home.
The Rams?  Well, you knew they weren't going to win every game.  Saints win at home.
The Punkers?  They're in New England, and Bellicheat has a plan.  Patriots win at home.
The Tuxedos?  Dallas is playing Tuxedo football better than they are.  Cowpokes win at home.