Last year, I skipped watching the Super Bowl for the first time in my adult life, all because I'm sick to death of the Patriots tarnished "dynasty" (I'm certain that both Spygate and Deflategate are merely the tip of the iceberg).

I was very happy the Eagles won, but was still also glad I didn't have to watch pretty boy "don't touch me or it's a penalty" Tom and worry about another comeback like they had against the Falcons the year before. The lack of stress that day was welcome.

This year, I'm happy to skip the whole thing again, because in addition of not wanting to sit through a repeat of their wins over the Falcons or Seahawks, I care about the "LA/St. Louis/No, wait, LA again" Rams even less than any other team the Cheats have faced lately, and it should've been the Saints anyway. I might've watched just to cheer for Brees.

So, for the pool's sake, I'll pick the Rams. But honey badger really don't care.