Eagles 

Bengals, since Colts are still bad
Ravens even though the Bills were a playoff team (not this year though)
Saints
Cheaters of New England
Vikings hand Jimmy G his first ever L
Titans 
Jags, even with Blake Bortles and his awesome QB skills
Steelers despite the dysfunction, since the Browns are even worse
Los Angeles Super Chargers for the win
Panthers
St. Louis Cardinals, I mean Arizona Cardinals of Phoenix
Pack

Monday night games:
Lions
The Los Angeles Rams formerly of St. Louis and formerly of Anaheim/Los Angeles over the Las Vegas Train Wrecks of the Jon Grudens formerly of Oakland, Los Angeles, and somewhere else