Titans aka the flaming eyeball
Chargers formerly of Los Angeles and San Diego and again Los Angeles

Since I already picked the Saturday games with my cryptic commentary, I will pick the rest of the games for the weekend without trying to make odd comments:

Cowboys 
Vikings
Panthers
Texans
Colts
Browns
Pats
Packers
Dolphins
Bears
Rams in the matchup of former St. Louis teams
Saints, just because it’s in the Superdome
Seahawks, just because it’s a home game
Broncos