I'm not sure who's playing, so I'll take the home team.

Now, the low-hanging fruit:

Every time I pick like using this format, one of the picks that I think is an obvious no-brainer goes sideways.  Oh, well.


Aints.  Pukers.  Chefs.  9ers.  Shehawks.  Iggles.  Paterbots.  They all win.
  ... and here's hoping that the Pukers, Shehawks, Aints, and 9ers all prove to be bad picks.


The ... I wish I felt better about these picks, picks:

Raiduhs.  Buccanerds.  Ramps.  G'men.  Vikings.  Tennessee Tuxedos.  Browns.  Also winners.


The upset special:

The Steely-Dans lose.