If I missed any games, I take the consensus team to win.  In the absence of a consensus I take the home team.  If the game is unexpectedly moved to a non-home venue, I take the team with the better "away" record.  If both teams have the same "away" record, I take the team whose name starts closer to the start of the alphabet.  If both teams' names begin with the same letter, I take the team that most recently beat the Patriots.  If neither team has ever beaten the Patriots because they cheated and changed the record books, I take the team that had a game end in a tie LEAST recently.  If both teams tied each other the last time they had a tie game, I take the team with the older coach.  If their coaches were twins, I take the team on Santa's "Naughty" list.  If both teams are on the "Naughty" list, I take the team I like better.  (there!  That ought to keep Diller busy!!!)



Winners:

Texans on the road
Pats at home - GO BILLS!!!  End that dynasty!!!
9ers at home - GO RAMS!!

Pukers on the road.
Ravens on the road
Shehawks at home.
Aints on the road.   Go Tennessee Tuxedos!!!



Losers:

Lions on the road.
da Bears at home.
Raiduhs on the road.
Jagulars on the road.
Pantlers on the road.
Bungles on the road.
Gints on the road.
Iggles at home.
Jets at home.


If I missed any games, I take the consensus team to win.  In the absence of a consensus I take the home team.  If the game is unexpectedly moved to a non-home venue, I take the team with the better "away" record.  If both teams have the same "away" record, I take the team whose name starts closer to the start of the alphabet.  If both teams' names begin with the same letter, I take the team that most recently beat the Patriots.  If neither team has ever beaten the Patriots because they cheated and changed the record books, I take the team that had a game end in a tie LEAST recently.  If both teams tied each other the last time they had a tie game, I take the team with the older coach.  If their coaches were twins, I take the team on Santa's "Naughty" list.  If both teams are on the "Naughty" list, I take the team I like better.  (there!  That ought to keep Diller busy!!!)