September 17 - _this_ is the best game the NFL could schedule for Thursday, week 2 ?!?!! Two of the worst NFL franchises not located in New York City, the Bungles face the Brownpants Thursday night. It's time I faced the reality that I really, really have no idea which of these teams are going to fall apart worse on Thursday night. This game made me think that our bragging rights pool maybe should have "passes." No, not the QB to WR/TE/RB kind; everyone would start the season 3 "I have no idea" slots. Three times in a season, you just have to say, "I pass on this game," and it doesn't count. Because I really have no clue about this one. But I suppose there isn't much bragging involved in admitting that one doesn't have a clue. Therefore, I am now ABSOLUTELY FREAKING DEAD CERTAIN that Cincinnati will win!!! For no good reason whatsoever. Week Too Terrible To Deal With This is already one of the suckiest weekends in living memory. But I suppose I knew 2020 was going to get worse before it got better. Of course the Bengals lost. Also, the Crying Jags will lose. Carolina will lose. Denver will lose. Philly will lose. New York will lose (both of them) Vegas will lose the Washington Whatthefucks will lose The Fins will lose Minnesota will lose Motown will lose Notlanta will lose Bolts lose Texoids lose Pats lose I hope that's enough negativity, because I can't take too much more. November 3rd had better be a good day.