The tradition of Thursday Night games being crap continues.  That being said, I’ll pick the Ponies to continue the Jets year of futility as the #1 seed in the Trevor Lawrence Bowl. Sam Darnold also perpetuates the tradition of overrated USC quarterbacks in recent times.  Aside from Carson Palmer.

And this might be Week 3.5...we won’t have 2 games possibly thanks to la covida loca (Apologies to Ricky Martin).


Well, given that Cam Newton just tested positive for a ‘mild flu,’ it is looking likely that we might not have week 4.

So for the rest of the week:

Aints-they have to win sometime
Bucs
Jags
Texans 
Seachickens 
Browns
Cardinals
Bears barely over Colts (insert rim shot/womp womp audio here)
Ravens over the team that must not be named
Rams make the Giants look like Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Chiefs over Cheaters if the game isn’t cancelled
Bills
Niners 

And in possibly the last game of 2020, the Pack